
"Mr. Nunworth ... Hysterical crying on line 1 ... Livid on line 2 ... "
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"Mr. Nunworth ... Hysterical crying on line 1 ... Livid on line 2 ... "
"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"
"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"
Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.
"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"
Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.
The Communicator
Overworked
"Hello?"
"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."
"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"
"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"
"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."
'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'
A Man mixing up his sports.
"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."
Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.
'Take a message...'
'It's for you.'
'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'
'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'
Woman holding two phones together.
Trapeze artists.
"Gotta go."
Multitasking.
"Ho ordered the Cafe au Lait?"
"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."
You were watching tv on your cellphone while driving, and almost hit an old lady. Guilty. No more multitasking. You are no longer allowed to do two things at once. Okay. Or three things! Death of a loophole.
'Let me put you on ignore ... I mean hold.'
Anyone around here answer to the name of 'Sheep-for-brains'?
"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."
'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'
Sorry, still got my 'raising kids' head on...
'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'
'Michael?! Where's Michael?'
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