Phone Hacking Enthusiast Mugs

'I am arresting you for phone hacking.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'The King of what?'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Thermidor Dali

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

Children and technolohgy

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I'm on the way!'

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

...the onion rings

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!