Phone Finder Prints

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'I know my phone's in there, I can feel it vibrating.'

'Have you seen my mobile?' - 'Try the kitchen.' - 'Okay.' - '...and get me a coffee while you're there.' - 'I can't see it!' - 'I'll help you look after I've had my coffee!'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Eureka

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

'Heel.'

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Man-mobile

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

RAISED BY PHONES

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'The first text on my new phone is from the manufacturer telling me the phone is already obsolete.'

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone so I can talk and text at the same time!"

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."