"If I ever make a phone call from a bus, do something about me."
Phone Etiquette Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for your phone etiquette advocate? Discover a collection of clever and charming products that honor their mission to promote respectful communication. Whether they love humorous accessories or inspiring decor, find something that captures their passion for polite phone manners. These thoughtful items serve as reminders to stay courteous and considerate in every call, helping them spread positivity in their personal and professional lives.
"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."
"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"
"I don't mind getting email from you, Stevens. But don't ever send me another smiley-face emoji."
'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'
"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"
"Are you busy or are you at work?"
'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'
"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"
Business relationships are tricky. While a handshake may not always seem enough, a hug is always too much.
"This circle of hell is for those who always hit Reply to All."
"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."
"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"
"Ignoring LinkedIn requests is the new 'get lost'."
Thank you for holding...
"If it's important they'll call back."
'You're a telemarketer? Good. I've always wanted to telemarketer off!'
"Anderson, Anderson and Andersons - Stephens speaking."
Tweet Others As You Would Have Them Tweet You.
'Put away that damned smartphone!'
'I'm not being bullied...it's from my boss.'
"Must you look at your phone when I'm talking to you?"
"Stop hitting 'Reply All.'"
Smartphone Abuse
'Call back some other time. I'm awfully busy ignoring you.'
The Fürther Adventures of the Phone Führer
Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.
Soothing music whilst waiting for phone line - for Vivaldi press 1.....
"Yes, I’m the person who makes all the long-distance decisions… Are you the person I’m about to hang up on?"
I can't believe it's come to his. I'll be glad to give you candy when you're off your cell phone.
A recent study found frequent use of cell phones can present a serious health risk to the incredibly inconsiderate.
'Here's my number. Have the gentleman call me when he wishes to order.'
'I put the king on hold while taking someone else's cellphone call.'
"I can't talk now - he's right here."
Cult of Informality
Phone Etiquette Advocate Gifts Collection
Phone Etiquette Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for phone etiquette advocates. Find witty and thoughtful designs that support their mission of promoting polite communication.
Phone Etiquette Advocate Pillows
Add charm to their space with pillows that promote good manners. Browse our selection to find playful and inspiring designs for phone etiquette enthusiasts.
Phone Etiquette Advocate Prints
Find inspiring prints that emphasize the importance of respectful communication. Perfect for advocates to display their message at home or in the office.
Phone Etiquette Advocate T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate phone etiquette advocates. Fun and witty, these shirts make it easy to spread the message of courteous conversations.