Phone Conversation Amateur T-Shirts

'I'm on my break, Sam... I'll call you back when I start work.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

A senior moment.

Time management office worker

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

...the onion rings

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'Are you in here tonight?'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer