Phone Communication Aficionado Prints

'Is it just me, or do you screen all your calls?'

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"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'The King of what?'

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

The Love Psychologists

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone