Phone Buddy Mugs

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Not now, Oliver."

Bike Rides

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I think it stopped breathing."

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Did you read this report? The average member of staff takes 19 minutes for lunch!"

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'Always the wise guy.'

"This is Harold. Harold is part of nature's food chain."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'