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'Hi, I represent your local anti-trapping coalition. Do you have minute?'

"Can I call you back?"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'The King of what?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Thermidor Dali

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Children and technolohgy

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I'm on the way!'

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

...the onion rings

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Just think of all the money we've saved on wedding photography this way."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"