Phone Aversion Fan T-Shirts

'You may already be a winner in the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Addiction to mobile.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

Telephone Phobics Society

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"Oh yes, here it is, early morning call 7:30...I can't imagine how we overlooked it Mr Van Winkle!"

"He sent his first text today."

'May I photograph you with the camera in my cell phone?'

Eve tempting Adam with a mobile phone from the tree of knowledge

'He loved his mobile!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Look, my lost smartphone has found its way home ...'

"Alright, I admit stopping to take a selfie outside of the bank, was a mistake."

"I said, that's my final offer, Carmody. Pressing the pound key for more options will get you nowhere."

'Say pal,how d'you flush these things?'