Phone Addict Humorist Mugs

A baby escapes from a pram

"If you're going to just play on the phone, then I'm tightening your neck bolts in that position!"

No Texting

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Dawing your Cellphone

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Modern Narcissism

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

Pizza Delivery Delays

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

'Can you do anything else?'

"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

Evolution

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

The Perils Of Texting While Conducting.

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"You are number 6 in queue for a song that will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day."

'Please hold for an eternity...'

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

iPhone Senior

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

A dog is embarrassed by his actions when recorded on his owner's mobile phone.

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

A frog answers a phone

CAN'T FIND CHARGER