Philosophy Mugs

"I feel kind of bad for 2021, we're putting an awful lot of pressure on it."

"There is no justice in the world."

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

"The meaning of life is cats."

Optimist/Pessimist/Me

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

"And in this corner, still undefeated, Frank's long held beliefs!"

Super Karamazov Bros.

"You never think it's going to happen to you."

The mind-body problem

A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.

"But, remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"All you really need in life is the love of a good cat."

Hamlet's Duplex

"What if I told you that the thing you've been chasing your whole life... has been a part of you all along."

Yin and Yang Hug

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'

"If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am only for myself, what am I? If not now, when?" "This just in" "1. Nobody - 2. A schmuck - 3. Maybe tomorrow."

"Are we speaking to Mr Duck or Mr Rabbit?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Reinforced Concrete

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"No, no, that's not a sin, either. My goodness, you must have worried yourself to death."

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"

'I regret now cutting ethics class.'

"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"It's not a multiverse. It's a copyright violation."

The Encyclopedia of Job

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'