Philosophy Teacher Mugs

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

The Unexamined Life on Demand

Not an Entrance/Not An Exit

'I thought, therefore I was.'

'The philosophy of Jacques Derrida' "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

"It's just the abyss, dear. Try not to gaze into it."

'I learned in school that 'where I come from' is biology, and 'where I'm coming from' is philosophy.'

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.

Social studies.

"What if this all isn't worth it? What if studying and reading is a big waste of time in this adventure we call life?"

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Cogito Ergo Sum

"Honest man? No, I'm looking for a place to charge my phone."

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Thinking Gears

Humans...What is their purpose?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'The Questioner'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Skeptic Tank.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Zenemies.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."