Philosophy Teacher Mugs

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

The Unexamined Life on Demand

Not an Entrance/Not An Exit

'I thought, therefore I was.'

'The philosophy of Jacques Derrida' "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

"It's just the abyss, dear. Try not to gaze into it."

'I learned in school that 'where I come from' is biology, and 'where I'm coming from' is philosophy.'

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

Teacher's sign in Philosophy class reads: 'Think', Sign in Science class reads 'Thunk' as student falls over.

Social studies.

"What if this all isn't worth it? What if studying and reading is a big waste of time in this adventure we call life?"

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Cogito Ergo Sum

"Honest man? No, I'm looking for a place to charge my phone."

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

Thinking Gears

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'The Questioner'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Skeptic Tank.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Zenemies.