Philosophy Seeker Prints

"So the answer to eternal happiness isn't an upgrade?"

I dunno. What do you think I should do? Finally… the moment he'd been praying for.

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'The four certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market bubbles.'

'My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping.' 'Mine is to figure out how this smart card works.'

Cowboy philosophy.

The singularity is near

Cavemen are puzzled by the Ten Commandments.

The Guru has retired - couldn't complete with Google.

"Life is just a bowl of cherries? I demand a second opinion!"

Angel wears t-shirt in Heaven with the logo: YOLO (You Only Live Once)

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Don't know. Have you tried asking Donald Trump?"

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'

Murray relives a favorite watershed moment in his life.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Atheists R Us

"How often in life do you feel that your life has a purpose, that you're in the right place, at the right time, doing exactly the right thing?"

'Actually I'm meditating on a bizarre anime that I saw last night.'

'When is this drought going to end?'

Date Time. Maybe an online dating site is not the best place to search for an honest person, Diogenes.

I cannot make my days longer so I strive to make them bitter.

"If nothing ever happened that was bad, would we appreciate what we had?" "I guess it can be hard to devour all sweet without sour!"

"I've lost space but now I'm closer to the center."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'