Philosophy Geeks Prints

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Humans...What is their purpose?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'The Questioner'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

How world war III started.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm an atheist!'

The Great Leap Forward

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights

The Thinker. The Listener

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'