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Welcome to Hell - No Smoking

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'The Questioner'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Skeptic Tank.

What else is there to wish for?

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"You call this a constitution?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Zenemies.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Now showing, at a University near you...

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"