Philosophy Chatters Mugs

"So what if Jesus was sent here to suffer and die... We all do that."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"Great, now we're lost."

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Off to a bad start.

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

George Santayana

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

"The arc of the moral universe."

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'