Philosophical Sibling Mugs

To sleep, perchance to wake up as a different person.

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

'I could have sworn that God was on our side.'

'What the hell is the meaning of life?'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"The meaning of life? Funny you should ask."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Art Student.

"Bond James, Bond."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Grace For Flies

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."