Philosophical Dreamers Pillows

"I was destined to become a martyr…I've always had that fire in my belly."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

The Artist

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Home Sweet Home

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

Innovation & Calculation

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Brain Power

The toothfairy

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

"How do you know if you're really in love, Randy?"

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

#NationalPoetryDay

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!