Philosophers Of Tomorrow Prints

Child watching a rocket launch which reads 'war'.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Thinking Gears

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

The Googler

"One year closer to college!"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Screen Time vs Book Time

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Life after death

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Like.

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."