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Life: Boring Bits

Thinking Gears

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"One year closer to college!"

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Pastorius wonders why.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Arthur Schopenhauer

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Life after death

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Daddy, instead of the princess story tonight, can you explain how and why manifest destiny eliminated the American Indians?"

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"You'll get over him."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

Self Checkout

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'