Philosophers At Heart Mugs

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

"Swings are like life...you have your ups and downs...and then you take a giant jump into the unknown!"

"Is today the day I get found out?"

"I’ve no clue if money can buy happiness. All I know is it bought this view."

"Don't ever catch it. You'll have nothing left to live for."

You can't go back.

'What if this is as good as it gets?'

'Why don't we just get rid of the TV?'

Conflict

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Anyone with nothing to hide isn't living up to their potential."

"I bet they're not so much commandments as best practice guidelines, am I right?"

Thinking Gears

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Zenemies.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'