Philosopher Of Wealth Mugs

(I don't want to leave you any money, son. I want to leave you with a sense of what's possible.) (Impossible!)

'How about pumping some money back into the economy?'

Money can't buy happiness.

''Halliburton'? Wait a minute! -- I meant for the MEEK to inherit the Earth!'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Wall St. or True Love.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

"Money is life's report card."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Economic Downturns

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Money god

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

Accountant Manqué

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'Well they often get it wrong.'

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'