Philosopher Of Blame Prints

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

'It was productive once we found someone to blame.'

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"Very few leave the grove!"

"Delegating authority is useful. Delegating blame is essential."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

'Never mind your ideas.. how do you come up with your excuses?'

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

Bank of Mum and Dad.

"So using all those brown coffee filters literally bought me nothing?"

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

"So basically you are looking for books on changing everyone except yourself."

"I wasn't responsible for those sins."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

'The End is Near'

"It will be all your fault."

"It's not the mistake you make that's important. It's how you shift the blame."

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

Arrows Pointing The Blame.