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"You never think it's going to happen to you."

A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.

A puzzle cube seeks enlightenment

"We need either bigger needles or smaller camels."

'Thank you for pretending you understand Kierkegaard.'

The Emersons at Home

The end is near.

Signpost pointing to today, tomorrow and yesterday.

Time/Temp/Quality of Life

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Look, you've got to accept some curtailment of your freedom in exchange for increased security."

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Take One

"Sorry, but that just doesn't sound like much of a problem. Whenever I feel uncomfortable in my own skin, I shed it!"

"The problem is, I don't feel that I have any real direction in life."

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

"Of course there is. Don't forget the drippy thing."

For a moment it looked promising, but unfortunately, things didn't work out.

"There's a life lesson here, kid. Not all bad guys look like bad guys, and not all good guys look like good guys."

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

Heart Fights With The Brain

Politics, Finance, Religion.

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

"I don't want to talk about it."

Past, present, future

The noise you're trying not to hear is always the loudest.

"Why must it always be fight or flight? Whatever happened to reasoned discourse?"

Help! Not asleep - just meditating about the meaning of 'The Work Ethic'.

"Fat, bald and incontinent. Life seems to have dealt us a glancing blow."

"Oh God, I'm almost 30..."

Boolean configuration with 'fact' in the center, with intersecting circles labeled 'fantasy,' 'urban legend,' and 'hype'.