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"You never think it's going to happen to you."

A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.

A puzzle cube seeks enlightenment

"We need either bigger needles or smaller camels."

'Thank you for pretending you understand Kierkegaard.'

The Emersons at Home

The end is near.

Signpost pointing to today, tomorrow and yesterday.

Time/Temp/Quality of Life

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Look, you've got to accept some curtailment of your freedom in exchange for increased security."

"We're running some tests to find out if the grass truly is greener over here, or it just looks that way."

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

Take One

"Sorry, but that just doesn't sound like much of a problem. Whenever I feel uncomfortable in my own skin, I shed it!"

"The problem is, I don't feel that I have any real direction in life."

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

"Of course there is. Don't forget the drippy thing."

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

For a moment it looked promising, but unfortunately, things didn't work out.

"Oh God, I'm almost 30..."

Politics, Finance, Religion.

"Fat, bald and incontinent. Life seems to have dealt us a glancing blow."

"Why must it always be fight or flight? Whatever happened to reasoned discourse?"

'Rock of Ages'

The noise you're trying not to hear is always the loudest.

Help! Not asleep - just meditating about the meaning of 'The Work Ethic'.

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

Past, present, future

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

"I don't want to talk about it."

"There's a life lesson here, kid. Not all bad guys look like bad guys, and not all good guys look like good guys."

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."