Philanthropy Advocate T-Shirts

"Hobophobe!"

"You're not part of a political action committee are you?"

'The Take over game' Title.

'Good news - the price of rice is up seven cents a pound.'

Coronavirus between rich and poor

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Be kind"

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"I don't leave home without it!"

"You can always count on me."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"What are we doing wrong?"

"Should I just give him the £2.50 or does that look cheap. . . would he say anything if I just walked past?"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

Tree and bear hugging.

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"I gave on the E train."

'Profit or non-profit?'

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."