Philanthropists Mugs

Bill Gates,

'There are so many poor people out there. It would be unfair if I'd help just one of them. That's why I don't help anybody.'

"A philanthropist is a man who gives away publicly a fortune he should really be giving back."

Blood Donor

"Are the rich obliged to do anything?"

"Honey, we have donated to the third world. We can ignore the poverty on our doorstep."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Hypocrisy about poverty

Alms Bank

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Human Rights for All

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

'In conclusion, I hope you all go out there, get well-paying jobs, and give lots of tax-deductible gifts to our alumni fund.'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

Lemonade without borders.

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Please Give

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."