Phd Journey Pillows

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Eternal Student.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Scientists are sexy

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

math faculty

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

"I totally meant to do that."

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

Macroscope

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

PhD

'According to my horoscope one of us is going on a long journey.'

Bon Voyage

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

The pilgrimage begins

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Excess Baggage

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

"A Ph.D. in physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."