Pharmaceutical Industry Executive T-Shirts

"It looks bad, sir..."

Occu-Pie Mars

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"He likes it."

Build Your Own Portfolio

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"I hate performance review season."

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

My brilliant career

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."