Pharmaceutical Ethics T-Shirts

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Covid Variants

"That new drug causes flatulence."

Doctors Discussion

AstraZeneca Vaccine vs Sputnik V

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

Stethoscope line.

'Now here's my idea...we come up with a really high-priced drug to treat drug side effects...'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

"All those in favor of adding another 5 billion organisms to our probiotic just for the fun of it..."

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

'...may the best pharmaceuticals win.'

"Good news - we're merging with Pinetree Pharma. They make the cures for all the harm our drugs do."

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

NHS targets

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

Pets: This animal has not been tested on products.

Euthanasia Clinic

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."