Pharmaceutical Culture Observer Mugs

"1971... 2015..."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I give this one about three months...'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Police Statetion

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

August, 1897 - Arthur Eichengrun invents aspirin.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

Trump Tower

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

America's pastimes through British eyes

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

Liking a Painting

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

'In line with our offering choices around here, would you prefer to be downsized or outsourced?'

"Beware of avant-guard dog."

"You may believe you've been overcharged, but, remember, you're overmedicated."

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

English man in Australia during christmas

"And did the pro football games begin right after the feast, Mrs. Kelly?"

Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century

Cubans against annexation to the USA