Pharma Funster Prints

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Cheeze Wiz.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

Pirates

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

'I'll have another flu shot.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

"You spoil that boy."

The TROU of the Baroque

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'