Phantom Photobomber Gifts

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

Early photobombing

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Scary stuff

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"Apple harvest."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

The phantom of the Oprah.

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

"Pizza delivery for The Phantom."

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

'I'm bored, too. Want to go out and photobomb people?'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

#Elfies

Hi, Frank. Did you and Francine take a vacation? We went on a tour of middle earth! It was the trip of a lifetime. Middle earth? Wow! Do you have any pictures? Yeah, here they are. We were Frodo-bombed in every one.

BEWARE OF DOG

"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"

"I'm getting a thunder of hooves and cry of 'Hi-yo, Silver!'..."

"How did the marathon go?"

There are worse things than dining alone. Like dining with the bogeyman.

'... This is a jogging path and I clocked you at a dead run...'

'Well, you would have gotten away if you hadn't photobombed my mug shot!'

"Cheese!"

Reining in the Moon

"Where is he, He said he would be here to discuss best pratices"

Man is burning family portraits.

"Cheese!"