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"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Like father like son.

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Folding Container.

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"It's a quote form the builder, he says that the $2000 will just cover the cost of him coming over to laugh at us!"

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'

'Design brief.'