Pets & Giggles Mugs

Dog playing fetch

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'You lifted your head.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Hush puppy.

A baby playing on a grand piano

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

A centi-stampede.

At the baby oil factory.

Santa Claus walks dogs

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'Play dead.'

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

Dog.

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

'Now what?'

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

'Back so soon?'

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'