Petroleum Engineer Mugs

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Hello, can I buy wholesale? I even have my own tank!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Price of crude oil rockets!

Dinosaur Predicting Oil Futures.

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

Wishing well turns into an oil well.

Oil Workers

Recycle Your Used Motor Oil Here.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"Yes, that's good news, but it's a long way to go for oil!"

'We spilled a little - so with clean up and fines your total is $27,466.76

Mission Accomplished - BP.

"What's it mean, Professor?"

Oil on Mars.

Events that affect your fuel costs...

'Whoa! - The oil gods are angry!'

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Fuels paradise.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Holdup!!

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

"Woo-hoo!"

Iranian Oil

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

Free thank you big spender with each fill up!

Soaring gas prices suck the life out of a tenuous economic recovery.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'