Petrochemical Industry Worker Mugs

Front, L. to R.: Methyl chloride, Xylene, Benzoic acid, ...Hekamethylenediamine'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

There's no real oil emergency...

The Procrastinator

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Camel In The Tent

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

'Who is to blame?'

Energy trap.

"Woo-hoo!"

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.