Pet Travel Advocate T-Shirts

My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

Dog in the passport photo booth.

"Good boy, Clifford."

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

A dog driving a car as a man sticks his head and tongue out the window

Dog Ban On Beach. Mar-Oct.

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

'We do require human references, if possible!'

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.

"Don't do it, kid. Think. Think."

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

I've climbed it and I can't get down! Medical alert bracelets for cats.

'That dog is not taking the invisible fence seriously.'

"Don't leave you kids and pets in your hot car."

Danny's Farm Closed