Pet Therapist Admirer Mugs

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"Labradoodle"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

Mice playing double bass

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

'Animal Psychiatrist' (a dog).

Pat My Dog $5

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'Well, was the news good today?'

'It's good to talk.'

Kwazy Wabbits

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"Well, I think you're wonderful."

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'