Pet Surgery Prints

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Doctor, why are you dressed like that?...

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

The vet clinic was kind enough to give Larry a loaner until his own dog was back from surgery.

"The Onesie keeps me from scratching the stitches. The cone keeps me from seeing the Onesie."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Haute Suture

Bathing the dog

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'