Pet Style Innovator Mugs

"Look, I've invented a catoodle."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I was almost that last year."

Hats and Food

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Like my new haircut?"

"He's my school project for science class."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Puss in Heels

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Knight walking a dog.

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Do you look like your pet ?

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

Cat's Pajamas

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

"Bob's more realistic."

'Here's my business card.'

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

Tartan Coats