Pet Style Innovator Mugs

"Look, I've invented a catoodle."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I was almost that last year."

Hats and Food

"Like my new haircut?"

"He's my school project for science class."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Puss in Heels

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Knight walking a dog.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

Do you look like your pet ?

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Cat's Pajamas

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

His mane bun is just so wrong.

"Bob's more realistic."

'Up to now my water dish was a big bore.'

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

Tartan Coats