Pet Shop Punster T-Shirts

Pet Shop Aquarium.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dog Walker

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Litterary Dogs.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

A dog reads a newspaper

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'Play dead.'

'...Have you ever once thought about my wants?! It's always about you, Polly! You!'

"Jack Russell?"

". . . But, according to your cat, you had a fur ball contract."

"He's a shiitake."

Why cats don't cook. (sign on wall reads: Federal Law requires all employees to wear hairnets)

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

"I had to let that new lad go, I caught him with his hand in the trill"

'I'm sorry, we are looking for a different kind of party animal.'

Pet shop with 'Romeows' in stock.

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'