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Pet Shop Aquarium.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Litterary Dogs.

Pet Cemetery.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Dog Walker

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

A dog reads a newspaper

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

Licker Store

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

"Well, Mr Baskerville, the only puppy hound I have left is this little guy right here." A legend is born.

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

"That reminds me - it's about time to feed the little fella."

'...Have you ever once thought about my wants?! It's always about you, Polly! You!'

'Play dead.'

". . . But, according to your cat, you had a fur ball contract."

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

"He's a shiitake."

"Jack Russell?"

"I had to let that new lad go, I caught him with his hand in the trill"

Why cats don't cook. (sign on wall reads: Federal Law requires all employees to wear hairnets)

'I'm sorry, we are looking for a different kind of party animal.'

Flower: 'I wouldn't go in there if i were you Pal. The place is full of Skinheads.'