Pet Rights Champion Prints

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"I have no thumbs."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Be kind"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Save the unicorn.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'I can't recommend the beef.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop