Pet Rebellion Supporter Gifts

'What happened to 'I'm okay, you're okay?''

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

Pet a Puppy

"Tallyho!"

Lumbar support animal

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Save the whales

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

Adelie Penguins Protest Australian Antarctic Airport

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'My, that's reasonable. And how much for BOTH testicles?'

Where Pleather Comes From

'When they said adopt a leopard I didn't think they meant...!'

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

No Playing Basketball with Porcupines

"We're raising royalties and we want vending machines every 200 feet."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

Fido phones

'In conclusion, it's more blessed to give than retrieve.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

What if animals made roadside memorials?

Horse Tranquiliser...Not Tested On Animals.

Sick Exhibitionist

Seaworld great whites.

Detectabull