Pet Pun Master Prints

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

I will study my speling words...

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Bed Spread"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dog Walker

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'Your Grounded!'

"Dogs are men."

"What can I say? I was an English major."

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

"Hey, Sisyphus, when you've got a minute I'd like to discuss this progress report with you."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Barbed Pen

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