Pet Pun Master Prints

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

I will study my speling words...

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bed Spread"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Dog Walker

Pet Cemetery.

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"Dogs are men."

'Your Grounded!'

"What can I say? I was an English major."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

"Hey, Sisyphus, when you've got a minute I'd like to discuss this progress report with you."

Biology Laboratory: No Cellfies

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Barbed Pen

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!