Pet Preference Picker Mugs

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

"Pick me!"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

What does aloof mean?

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

When is he coming home buddy?

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Well, was the news good today?'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'

'All you need in life is the love of a good cat.'

The turning point in canine history: "Should we eat him, or should we pay with him?"

Toucan in bird cage.