Pet Predicament T-Shirts

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in Tree.

Separation

'I've got it written down...'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'Good book?'

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

'I told you it was a stupid idea getting a pet lemming.'

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

Clancy: Training Pets

"Dare I ask what you've done with the right shoe?"

Hamster Cello tape.

Pets Plus Complaints,

Idiot Dog.

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'He's about five ten...dark brown hair...slim...'

'Was the dog left in or out? It's hard to remember.'

'Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!'

up on the table

Kelly regretted not buying a dog.