Pet Posse Pillows

Feral Goldfish.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

A man and his dog

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Pet a Puppy

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

'No, you may NOT see a menu.'

Beware of the Cat.

Lost CatCat Found.

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"The bones...have they been buried for the full 21 days?"

Pet peeves.

'We know you have a cat.'

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'

"Humans are strange."

"I brought my wife a mink for her birthday, but she refuses to clean out its cage."

'Hey, do we even need these tunnels? What if we're just doing this to amuse these people?'

'Ooo, that one, Dad That One'

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

'Honest Sam's Pet Emporium? About those two buck rabbit you sold me"

Dog orders cat to bring slippers for master.

Bird on a walk