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'Who the heck is Tom Selleck?'

Welcome to the Team

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

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'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"Labradoodle"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

An artist paints a woman's cat instead of her self-portrait.

Artists Cats

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

Spot the fur ball.

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Artist painting a cat.

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Cat scratches dog's car.

'Can we keep him?'

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. III. - The hippopotamus has quite recovered, and is taken out for an airing.

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."

'That's the joke? I don't get it!'

Francois Clouet

Dog putting pet cat on a 'sell ur cat' website.