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"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

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"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

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Self-Employment

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

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"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'I must smell more.'

'Sorry. We just assumed that since you were picking up his waste, he was the intelligent life form.'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

Distracted dog walker.

Buttbook

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

"At least we don't have to worry about intruders now we have a dog."

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'