Pet Peeve Collector Prints

Human Cull: People who leave their cars idling when they are stopped for ages.

"How come I can't have a puppy when granddad has about a million pet peeves?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Things are looking up!"

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Inflating Boobs.

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."